1. why a certain person in Wichita answers the phone when her and her man are "watching a movie." If it wasn't obvious enough by the tone of her voice?? I would rather talk to her answering machine. For the record, I don't even answer the phone during really bad sex.
2. why new job took SS and Medicare out of my paycheck but not federal or state taxes? I filled out the form same as always and there's even a BIG STAMP on the envelope that says double checked by Erik. What did he check for?
3. why itunes figured out 2 mos later that the exp. date on my debit card expired and prompted me to change it? I know the account number is still the same, but i've downloaded NUMEROUS times since I my "date expired."
4. It's 32 degrees outside and I got bitten by the only mosquito left in Kansas.
Other than the above bitchfest, I did actually have a pretty good normal day. It just went to shit after I got home from work.
Did you know that the extremely sexy cologne Polo Black has iced mango and patchouli in it? I can smell that from a mile away and due to nasty allergies I have very little smell capacity at all. Ralph Lauren's Polo was born in 1978, two years before me! No wonder why I like all the versions so well. It's meant-to-be. It also falls into the Woody olfactory group. Okay, that is plenty of science talk for you, brought to you by the letter F and the folks at Esquire magazine.
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